Led Zeppelin and the Mud Shark

Few bands have such a reputation for controversy. When Led Zeppelin was involved, any event, bold or naive, had gained slightly distorted versions of each repetition, creating a myth about their names. Of all the known stories about the excesses committed by a band on the road, none is so shocking and more celebrated than the story of the mud shark. A mud shark is a species of the shark found in muddy waters.

Members of Led Zeppelin would have stuck a fish in the body of a sexual partner? The story has been told in various ways, most insinuating orgy, rape, masochism, and even Satanism. None of these versions is true. At other times the incident was treated as if it were just a myth, a fantasy, a mere illustration of the follies abusive really happened during a tour. Far from being a myth, this story is true and happened as a song explains.

The song in question is called "Mud Shark", composed by Frank Zappa and released in 1971. In the song, Zappa says that a member of Vanilla Fudge (Mark Stein) said the case for Don Preston, a member of his band when they met in Chicago. The incident happened in Seattle, where there is a hotel called the Edgewater Inn as the name suggests, the hotel is on the waterfront on the shores of Elliott Bay, and its main attraction is to be able to fish the window frame. In muddy waters, the minnows or pufferfish that reside in them just nicknamed mud sharks.

It is said that at four in the morning, John Bonham was fishing from his window awakened by rattling incessantly and cocaine, which explains why after hours at the window, he had caught nothing. Bored, Bonham is to rub champagne in fresh salmon that are using as bait in the hope of the unfortunate drunk. Bonham, who has dried up his third bottle of champagne, was in the right spot to find something fun and funny. They may laugh, but the fish start to bite and gigantic drums of Led Zeppelin took off the muddy waters of Elliott Bay and some three crimson mud sharks.

The next day Bonham was boasting of his achievement for all, especially Page and Plant, when it appeared the fateful question: "What will you do with these fish?" The answer could not be more vague, "We will find something." And that night actually found. Gathered in a room with some groupies, a redhead in particular of 17 years, drinking champagne bottle, spoke spicy things, like how sex feels good. Until then, it's all just talk, but when she commented that she liked to be tied up, just stirring the imagination of boys. Jimmy Page said smiling as the girl liked to be tied, they had an obligation to try to please her.

Richard Cole called for room service, and with the excuse of having to tie a bag with lock burst, called a rope. When the rope reached, the redhead began to laugh and undressing. His name was Jackie and she was soon lying down while the boys began to tie his hands and feet in bed. Although the story tell that they used a mud shark, Jackie and red, they chose the red. Gently placed the fish in your vagina, the cold meat and gooey creating great sensations without friction. In addition to Page, Bonham and Cole, was also present Mike Stein of Vanilla Fudge, who filmed all in super 8.

After playing with the vagina, they are trying to stick the fish in the anal canal of Jackie, who screamed. Imagine how hilarious scenes Stein giving a director's, asking a girl who has a fish stuck in the butt to smile for the camera, and Jackie smiling happily while the other waves as tourists somewhere exotic. Nowhere Jackie complained, quite the contrary. All his exclamations were basically reactions to the sensations he felt, "My God! This is incredible! "," Wow! "," Do not stop! "," Mmmmm, "Ouch!" And so on.

After half an hour to play tired and participants were each doing something else. Nobody ate Jackie. The story has been told in various ways, but the only film made by Mike Stein can reveal the truth. This is not the only estoria sex with aquatic inhabitants involving Led Zep. Another time filled half a tub with water and put her two girls and four baby octopus. They were impressed with the instinct of the bugs to go straight to the hole right. The two girls have concluded that a baby octopus is infinitely more rewarding than a vibrator.

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